my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard

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i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.

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imagine spock going back to vulcan to be honored with an award for scientific excellency or whatever

and even though its an award ceremony its still very solemn theres no clapping or cheering when people come on stage

finally its spocks turn and as he bows to the high priest and straightens up to receive his medal he hears a REALLY LOUD whistle from the audience

and he turns around and jims in the middle of all these stone faced vulcans like


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Reblog if one of your favorite characters has ever died.





*hysterical laughter coming from the Supernatural fandom*

One. One of. *hysterical sobbing from same fandom*



And I don’t mean once, like GoT. I mean they all die, then some of them come back and die ALL OVER AGAIN. Sometimes eight times in one episode and the messed up thing is that episode is the LIGHT FUNNY ONE.

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